Saturday, April 29, 2017

Slügs in the Castle of the Mad Archmage

So I downloaded James Raggi's latest dealybob over at RPGNow, which is a pay-what-you-want version of his Free RPG Day offering. It's called Slügs! and it's just what it says on the tin; a mini-supplement with a bunch of variant giant slugs in it.

First of all, buy it. Buy it now. It's great, and hilarious, and useful. It's worth a buck or two for the brilliantly passive-aggressive introduction, even if you never use a giant slug in your game.

But more to the point, it made me realize there is only a single giant slug encounter in the entirety of my own Castle of the Mad Archmage. Just one. And even that's just on the random encounter table on level eight.

Consider this a free (and very optional) supplement to Castle of the Mad Archmage to correct that oversight.

General Note

When playing on December 25, all slug encounters are changed to a Christmas Slüg (37 h.p.). No exceptions.*

When playing from 4:00 AM - 11:59 AM (local time), all slüg encounters are changed to a Breakfast Slüg (52 h.p.) 40% of the time plus 5% per hour closer to noon. As there is no such thing as a Brunch Slüg, and the concept is clearly beyond the boundaries of any reality that might realistically harbor a labyrinthine maze inhabited by monsters, filled with treasure, and ruled by an insane wizard, once noon rolls around all slug encounters are back to normal.

Level Seven: The Crypts

A roll of 5 on the random encounter table indicates Slügatron (38 h.p.). He is on the level trying to discover the location of the Clockwork Crypt, thinking that the mechanical man Tok-Tok might be allied with Slügatron's nefarious robot enemies from a distant star (it's up to the GM to determine whether or not that is true). If the PCs befriend him and agree to help him find that specific crypt, he will join them.

Level Eight: The Lesser Caves

A roll of 4 on the random encounter table indicates an Acid Slüg 50% of the time, rather than an ordinary giant slug.

67. This cave is now home to a Glass Slüg (h.p. 45).

Level Nine: The Greater Caves

28. A Love Slüg is nestled in the northwest alcove in this room, soaking up the radiation from the temple of the goddess of love and beauty. If the proper ritual is enacted on the altar (as described in the text), the Love Slüg will "pleasure" the character who performed the ritual. If more than one character was involved, the slüg will choose one at random.

Level Ten: The Lesser Caverns

13. A pair of Ocular Slügs dwell here now (h.p. 28, 25).

Level Eleven: The Greater Caverns

A roll of 5 on the random encounter table indicates the Swiss Army Slüg from area #47, when rolled outside the fungus forest.

47. This cave is now home to a Swiss Army Slüg (h.p. 70). Replace the reference to the Catholic Church in the monster description to the Church of Saint Cuthbald.

Level Twelve: The Catacombs

2. The purple worm in this room is replaced by a pair of Rock Slügs (h.p. 56. 59). The treasure remains as described in the original text.

Appendix D: Special Random Encounters

On a roll of 1, the PCs encounter the Mentallo Slüg, who is on a mission to try to find the Mad Archmage to try to warn him of the impending invasion of the world by a horde of mechanical alien ladybugs from a distant star (they hitched a ride unnoticed on Slügatron, so if the two ever encounter one another, the Mentallo Slüg will be decidedly unfriendly).


* You're lucky I didn't change all encounters to Christmas Slügs.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Let's Read: Greyhawk Adventures (Part 9)

Ehlonna's tits! Am I still doing this series?

Yes. Yes I am. Even though the last installment was a shade under two years ago. (Sorry!) My work on 5E Greyhawk has given me renewed incentive to look through the sources for material, and Greyhawk Adventures is one of them.

This time out we look at the Magical Items of Greyhawk, and in my estimation this is one of the weakest chapters in the book. Not only are the origins and names completely unimaginative (with such entries as the casket of Furyondy, or the necklace of Almor), but the in-setting details are sometimes suspect. For example, we are told of the Dark Crown of Aerdy:
This evil headgear was worn by one of the original Overkings of the House of Naelex [sic] in the ancient Great Kingdom.
The problem being, of course, that the original Overkings were from the House of Rax. And it wasn't called the Great Kingdom at the beginning; it was the Kingdom of Aerdy until the Battle of a Fortnight's Length more than a century later. And they weren't decidedly evil until much later.  And the House of Rax was succeeded by the House of Naelax, not Naelex (we are similarly told that the capital of the Horned Society was Malog, when it should be Molag). It's just sloppy writing and editing, but it speaks to the almost afterthought-like vibe I get in this whole section.

I find this an enormous missed opportunity to have brought in all the "missed" magic items from the original Greyhawk campaign that never made it into the DMG or UA. Things like the needle/spear of Zagyg. Of course, that would have been difficult at the time, with Gygax, et al estranged from TSR. But instead we have mostly mediocre magic items with names of geographic locales from the Flanaess tacked on seemingly at random. What else to make of the prism of Greyhawk, which casts color spray and hypnotic pattern once per day? There's nothing there that particularly ties the item thematically to Greyhawk; it's just another magic item that any DM in the 11th grade could have come up with.

In some ways, the ones that do convey the theme of their place of origin are worse, because of the heavy-handed and completely unsubtle way in which they are handled. Take the red armor of the Hellfurnaces. It's plate armor +4 made from the hide of a red dragon, and allows the wearer to save vs. fire attacks for half or no damage. Get it? Hellfurnaces. Fire. It's a natural!

Now, to be fair, there are some that are genuinely clever in my opinion, and actually add to the flavor of the place whence they come. The chalice of the Shield Lands, for instance, allows the user (who must be a fighter) to take a holy vow and become a paladin of the same level for the duration of a single quest. That's a nicely themed, non-generic magic item in my view. The black sails of the Schnai are another great one; sails for funeral ships that, when the final piece is burned, summon the spirit of the warrior whose funeral ship it was, to fight for you. It's a nice call-back to the archetypical Viking ship-funeral, and that goes well with the generally Viking tone of that part of Greyhawk.

If the flaw of this section could be summed up in a single word, it would be rushed. The whole seems like it was knocked off in a day or two, with insufficient thought or research into the lands in which the magic items were supposed to have originated. Take, for a final example, the anvil of the Lortmil Mountains, which is a dwarven magic item that can allow the user to make blades worth 100 times their normal value. That's all well and good, until one considers that the Lortmil Mountains were under the control of humanoid tribes until the Hateful Wars some 75 years prior to the timeline of this book (the FtA era, 585 CY). Is that enough time for such an item to have been created? Sure, but wouldn't it have been much cooler to have a humanoid-themed item from the Lortmils, that predated their expulsion, and which could be used in some plot to reconquer the mountains? A few more minutes of reflection on each item might have produced far greater results for this entire chapter. On the whole, I find it a disappointment.

Next up: Geography of Oerth

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