Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Megadungeon Industry

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. -- Quint, "Jaws"
It occurs to me that, once a megadungeon is discovered and starts being exploited by various adventurers, it's only natural that a sort of "capitalistic ecology" will begin to form around the dungeon environs.

For example, I once had a megadungeon placed out in a wilderness, which the player characters subsequently discovered and started hauling out the usual cartloads of treasure. Within a couple of weeks, other adventuring parties started showing up. A month later, a tavern started getting built. Soon the tavern added rooms, and a blacksmith showed up, then a gem-buyer, etc. You get the idea.

It occurs to me that a whole industry would, in the case of particularly large megadungeons, rise up. Sure, there would be the usual folks who sell $100 shovels and $10 torches, but there would be other, more ingenuous, sorts as well. The traders in treasure maps would descend first; not only selling but buying too-- the trade in information is invaluable. Hirelings, of course; need a cheap spear or sword? They're probably going to be readily available, but at a stake of a share of the loot. The usual run of alchemists ready to buy the odd stirge proboscis and such, but maybe the alchemists don't want to deal with the violent and dirty adventurers directly. Perhaps there's a whole class of middle-men who take the greasy grimy griffon guts and pass them along to the folks who turn them into the wonderful potions they keep finding in the dungeons.

And then there are the specialists, like Mr. Quint quoted above. Why wouldn't there be people who you would hire, on a one-off basis, to fight the tough baddie you just can't get past? The troll-hunter. The dragon-slayer. The purple worm tamer. They'll all have a reputation, and they'll insist they're in charge, and they'll all have a very high price for their services...

Guides, too. If there can be guides for the wilderness, who can take you through the forest and over the ridge to the next valley, then surely there are guides who will hire out to take you to the third level of the dungeon. Maybe they were the lantern bearer in the ill-fated expedition of the Knights of Holy Fire. They saw the way through, and managed to scrape out alive, and they'll show you, too... for a price.

I see a whole complex of NPCs ready to help, and take advantage of, player characters hitting the enormous dungeon complex "but a league east of the city". Might make things a lot more colorful, when it comes time to change in those gems, or when the party is flummoxed and some helpful chap happens along with a map that "is guaranteed to show you the quickest route to the fourth level of the dungeons!"

Gamma World and Star Frontiers Minis - Who Wants 'Em?

In the course of buying stuff on eBay, I happen to have collected some miniatures that I am dead certain I will never in a million years use:
  • TSR 5502 Gamma World/Star Frontiers Pure Strain Humans (3 figures/pack, 2 packs)
  • TSR 5802 Star Frontiers Funnel Worm & Korrvarrs (4 pieces, assembly required, 3 packs)
Anybody want these? They're all still in the blister packs, and are 25mm scale.

I'd prefer a trade for any spare 15mm medieval/fantasy figures you've got lying around (because most people don't use 15mm these days), but I'd be happy to just send them to a good home where they'll get painted and used. Either post in the comments or email me offline if you're more comfortable with the anonymity; the address is off to the right and down at the bottom.